“I will not spend more than €40 on takeout this week.”
Erik Petersson · Verified
Stake
€20
Nemesis
The Politician
Prove you mean it.
Or fund your enemy.
Set a spending limit. Pick an org you'd hate to fund. Break your word — and Stripe transfers your stake to them instantly. Powered by loss aversion.
312 pacts live
·€8,450 at risk right now
How it works
Three steps. No escape.
1
Set your limit
Choose a spending category, set a monthly cap, and put real money on the line.
2
Pick your nemesis
Choose who gets your money if you fail — a politician, a rival, an ideology you oppose. Make it sting.
3
Morkis watches
Your bank is monitored via Plaid. The moment you overspend, Stripe auto-transfers your stake. No mercy.
The Nemesis Fund
Choose your punishment.
If you fail, your Stripe deposit does not go to us. It goes to them.
Category: Politics
The Politician
Your money funds the campaign of the candidate whose values you find most repulsive.
Most chosen: 42%SELECT →
Category: Cringe
The Influencer
Your stake sponsors the most insufferable content creator you can think of.
Pain index: 9.2/10SELECT →
Category: Ideology
The Anti-Cause
Your deposit funds an organization that stands for everything you are against.
Existential dread: 10/10SELECT →
The Bite Mechanism
Promise. Fail. Pay.
Morkis watches your bank feed in real-time. The moment you break your word, the capture is instant.
The Oracle
coming soonIntegrity Volatility.
Morkis will analyze your transaction history to calculate an Integrity Score — a measure of how often you actually keep your word. Chronic offenders get higher required stakes.
Integrity Score
78%
Stake Multiplier
2.4x
Weak Day
THU
Integrity Volatility Index
The Roast · ElevenLabs
Hear your failure.
Morkis delivers personalized voice roasts. Posh. Malicious. Unforgettable.
Morkis Voice Agent
ElevenLabs · Posh but Malicious
00:08
Transcript
“I saw that 3 AM kebab. Your rival team just got €20 richerthanks to your lack of discipline. Pathetic.”
A cold digital mirror that stakes your fortune on the person you pretend to be.
If your bank data proves you lied, the monster eats your deposit and sends it to your worst enemy.
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